Funny Quotes

3001. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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Funny Advice

3002. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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Funny Books

3003. The Farting Animals Coloring Book Shop

Pfffft. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

3004. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

3005. Fire Squirters

Also known as volcanoes.

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Funny Advice

3006. Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're checking their phones.

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Funny Places

3007. Sahara Desert

Sahara means desert in Arabic. So... Desert Desert. See also Redundant.

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Funny Euphemisms

3008. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Foods

3009. Beaver Nuggets Shop

Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.

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Funny Names

3010. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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