Funny Sayings

3001. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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Funny Books

3002. Reading for Dummies

...is that a rip in the space-time continuum? See also Made Up, Reading.

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Funny Euphemisms

3003. Prison Horses

Also known as zebras. See also Horses.

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Funny Animals

3004. Zedonk

A zebra-donkey hybrid. More fun to say than to ride.

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Funny Jobs

3005. Steve

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Funny Sayings

3006. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

3007. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Observations

3008. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.

Lesson learned.

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Funny Things to Do

3009. Grab the Nearest Book. Turn to Page 206. The First Sentence Describes Your Love Life.

I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.

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Funny Things to Do

3010. Walk into Seaworld with a Fishing Pole

See also Pranks.

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