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Funny Things to Do
3041. Calling out "There's No Toilet Paper in Here!" in a Walmart Dressing Room
See also Pranks.
Funny Advice
3044. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours
Funny Words
3045. Micturition
Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.
Funny Quotes
3046. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."
But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green
Funny Advice
3047. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.