Funny Quotes

3041. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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Funny Quotes

3042. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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Funny Quotes

3043. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Advice

3044. Good Glasses Will Help You to See Well

Or else you'll fall into one and drown.

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Funny Animals

3045. Ittibittium

A genus of very small sea snails.

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Funny Animals

3046. Adactylidium

A type of mite known for its peculiar lifecycle. The male mates with the female in the pregnant animal's body. The mated mite then eat the mother from the inside out and is born pregnant. See also Insects.

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Funny Animals

3047. Billy Goats

Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to female billy goats.

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Funny Insults

3048. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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Funny Observations

3049. If You Were Born in September, It's Pretty Obvious That Your Parents Started the New Year with a Bang

See also Parents.

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Funny Phobias

3050. Nothingatallophobia

Also known as courage.

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