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Funny Anti-Jokes
3065. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
Funny Things to Do
3067. Studying
The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.
Funny Clothes
3069. Eargloves
When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.
Funny Things to Do
3070. Inflating a Juice Box Through a Straw
And then sucking the juice-flavored air, wishing you had more juice.