Funny Euphemisms

3031. Raw Toast

Also known as bread.

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Funny Jobs

3032. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

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Funny Names

3033. PMS

Pamela Marie S...
Thanks Mom.
Thanks Dad.

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Funny Places

3034. The Low-Cal Calzone Zone

A restaurant that serves health-conscious calzones.

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Funny Questions

3035. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

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Funny Euphemisms

3036. Barking Torpedo

See also Scatological.

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Funny Observations

3037. 6:30 is the Best Time on the Clock, Hands Down

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Funny Sayings

3038. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

3039. Horse Dog

Also know as a donkey. See also Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

3040. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack

You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.

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