Funny Names

3031. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Things to Do

3032. Planting Yourself in a Garden and Pretending to be a Carrot

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Funny Animals

3033. Potoos

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

3034. B

For a bear without ears. See also Bears.

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Funny Euphemisms

3035. Sea Flap Flap

Also known as a Stingray.

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Funny Euphemisms

3036. Trash Panda

Also known as a raccoon. See also Garbage.

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Funny Phrases

3037. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Drinks

3038. Warm Water

Also known as tea without flavor.

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Funny Names

3039. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

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Funny Questions

3040. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

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