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Funny Questions
3012. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?
So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.
Funny Questions
3013. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed. See also Pranks.
Funny Quotes
3014. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."
- Bill Gates See also Lazy.
Funny Quotes
3015. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Funny Quotes
3016. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg
Funny Animals
3019. Adactylidium
A type of mite known for its peculiar lifecycle. The male mates with the female in the pregnant animal's body. The mated mite then eat the mother from the inside out and is born pregnant. See also Insects.
Funny Animals
3020. Billy Goats
Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to female billy goats.