Funny Advice

3021. You Know You're Ugly when You Get Handed the Camera Every Time They Make a Group Photo

Seriously.

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Funny Places

3022. Cockermouth, England

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Funny Questions

3023. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

3024. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3025. What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?

If you don't know, I'm not sending you to mail a letter.

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Funny People

3026. People Who Call Spaghetti "Pasketti"

Spaghetti. It's Italian, not Babyish. See also Italan, Pasta.

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Funny T-Shirts

3027. I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons Shop

Classic onesie. See also Babies, Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

3028. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

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Funny Euphemisms

3029. Swishy Water Grass

Also known as seaweed. See also Ocean.

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Funny Quotes

3030. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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