Funny Phobias

3021. Euphobia

The fear of good news.

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Funny Phobias

3022. Globophobia

The well-founded fear of balloons. (Balloons are absolutely terrifying.) See also Balloons.

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Funny Questions

3023. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?

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Funny Drinks

3024. Castrated Red Bull

Red Bull without the caffeine. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

3025. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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Funny Observations

3026. Aliens Invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969

Dude. See also Space.

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Funny Observations

3027. When You Say 'Forward' or 'Back', Your Lips Move in Those Directions

Dude.

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Funny Observations

3028. The Alphabet Says Hi to You Every Time You See it

It also says no.

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Funny Phobias

3029. Fear of Death

Also known as common sense. See also Death.

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Funny Products

3030. Poop Salary

It's an app where you enter your income and how much time it takes to go to the bathroom. Then, it'll tell you how much money you make when you go to the bathroom. See also Scatological.

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