Funny Sayings

3071. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.

Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.

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Funny Things to Do

3072. Spying Through a Keyhole

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

3073. Y'all'd've'f'i'd've

You all would have if I would have. Real word

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Funny Movies

3074. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Probably not historically accurate. Or worth watching. See also History.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3075. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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Funny Nicknames

3076. Cheeto von Tweeto

Nickname for Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Things to Do

3077. Getting a Bike for Christmas

Merry Christmas. See also Christmas, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

3078. Couples Who Shower Together

To reduce water costs, right?

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Funny Nicknames

3079. Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

Every dog ever. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

3080. Autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word.

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