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Funny Jobs
3102. Idiot Holding the Flashlight
You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3103. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies
Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3108. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
Funny Things to Do
3110. Studying
The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.