Funny Diseases

3141. Pageantitis Follicles

Ladies hair done up BIG! for beauty pageants, weddings, proms, etc.

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Funny Names

3142. Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned

An English Preacher, he had a famous son who was an economist named Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. See also Religion.

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Funny Names

3143. States Rights Gist

A confederate general whose father felt so strongly that the Union was oppressing them he named his son after the Lost Cause. See also Politics.

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Funny Places

3144. Killjoy University

The alma mater of your acquaintance who has no sense of humor. See also College.

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Funny Products

3145. My Stop Smoking Coach: Allen Carr's EasyWay Shop

A Nintendo DSA video game for stopping smoking. Rated E for everyone. See also Smoking, Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

3146. Starin' at Butts

1. Find an ashtray outside a building
2. Squat and just stare at it
3. Someone asks "what are you doing?"
4. Reply "Starin' at butts"

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Funny Things to Do

3147. Occasionally Replacing "m" with "rn"

See also Confusing.

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Funny Things

3148. Old Pencil Erasers That Leave Smudges on the Paper

GAAAAAAAH! See also Annoying.

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Funny Jobs

3149. Chief of Unicorn Division

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Funny Jobs

3150. Namer of Clouds

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