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Funny Anti-Jokes
3151. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?
He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.
Funny Questions
3153. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.
Funny People
3155. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies
They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.
Funny Sayings
3156. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
Funny Advice
3157. Don't Lick the Bowl
Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Nicknames
3159. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3160. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.