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3202. Larry Secede Kilgore
A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.
Funny Sayings
3206. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.
Funny Things to Do
3207. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
3208. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade
Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.
Funny Names
3210. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.