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Funny Nicknames
3241. Hot Mess Express
My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."
Funny Names
3243. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3245. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.
Funny Questions
3247. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?
Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.
Funny Advice
3248. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container
It works, but don't actually do it please.
Funny Things
3249. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i
Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.
Funny Diseases
3250. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear
I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.