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Funny Questions
3241. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?
Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.
Funny Things
3244. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
Funny Things
3245. Fish Skeletons
Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
3248. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years
See also Babies.
Funny Jobs
3249. Class Secretary
When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.