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Funny Nicknames
3212. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3213. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
Funny Places
3214. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3215. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?
They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.
Funny Quotes
3216. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Funny Things
3218. Guanggun Jie
Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.
Funny Things to Do
3219. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.
Funny Words
3220. Y'all'd've
A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.