Funny Anti-Jokes

3211. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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3212. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

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Funny Euphemisms

3213. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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3214. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

3215. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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3216. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

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Funny Euphemisms

3217. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

3218. Picking Up Nerf Bullets

Takes the fun out of Nerf wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

3219. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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3220. Fresh Tomato Pureé

Ketchup.

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