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3181. Flipase

The enzyme that transfers phospholipids from one side of a cell membrane to another. It has a very sciencey name. See also Science.

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3182. Concatenate

Word that simply means to join two things together. Used often in computer programming. See also Computers.

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3183. How Many ADHD Kids Does It Take to Fix a Lightbulb?

Lets go make a sandwich.

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3184. Pageantitis Follicles

Ladies hair done up BIG! for beauty pageants, weddings, proms, etc.

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3185. Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned

An English Preacher, he had a famous son who was an economist named Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. See also Religion.

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3186. States Rights Gist

A confederate general whose father felt so strongly that the Union was oppressing them he named his son after the Lost Cause. See also Politics.

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3187. Killjoy University

The alma mater of your acquaintance who has no sense of humor. See also College.

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3189. Starin' at Butts

1. Find an ashtray outside a building
2. Squat and just stare at it
3. Someone asks "what are you doing?"
4. Reply "Starin' at butts"

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