Funny Questions

3181. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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Funny Questions

3182. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3183. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

3184. You're Like Rapunzel, Except You Don't Let Your Hair Down, You Let Everyone Else Down.

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Funny Phrases

3185. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

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Funny Questions

3186. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Places

3187. Taco Bell in the Center of the Pentagon

There is a Taco Bell in the center of the Pentagon. I guess the people who work there have to eat something. See also Fast Food, Military.

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Funny Places

3188. Bad Kissingen, Germany

See also German.

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Funny Places

3189. The Second Page of Google Results

Once you have arrived here, friend, there is no hope for you. Abandon your search, for it will be fruitless. See also Internet.

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Funny Advice

3190. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

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