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Funny Anti-Jokes
3181. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
Funny Things to Do
3183. Studying
The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.
Funny Clothes
3185. Eargloves
When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.
Funny Things to Do
3186. Inflating a Juice Box Through a Straw
And then sucking the juice-flavored air, wishing you had more juice.
Funny Things to Do
3187. Wi-fi Dowsing
Holding your phone out in front of you while trying to find he area with the fastest wi-fi. See also Internet, Technology.
Funny Things to Do
3188. Wearing an Untied Bowtie
Three drinks into party, someone is bound to do this. See also Drunk, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
3189. The Embarrassing Email Address You Created when You Were Ten
Like [email protected] or [email protected]. (Note that these are not real email addresses.) See also Computers, Sophomoric.