Funny Diseases

3161. Capgras Delusion

Disorder in which a person thinks a person close to them has been replaced by an impostor.

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Funny Sayings

3162. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Euphemisms

3163. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Sayings

3164. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid

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Funny Things to Do

3165. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3166. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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Funny Insults

3167. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Names

3168. Fred Fredson

One of my grandfather's friends. Real guy. See also Redundant.

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Funny Names

3169. Tim Pppppppppprice

A man sick of telemarketers changed his name so the telemarketers wouldn't know how to pronounce it.

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Funny Names

3170. Ceejay A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi

Formerly just Ceejay Epton, she changed her name because she thought it would help her son learn the alphabet.

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