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Funny Advice
3161. Don't Lick the Bowl
Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Nicknames
3163. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3164. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
Funny Places
3165. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3166. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?
They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.
Funny Quotes
3167. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Funny Things
3169. Guanggun Jie
Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.
Funny Things to Do
3170. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.