Funny Names

3171. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things to Do

3172. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3173. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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Funny Books

3174. Alaska as It Used to Was Shop

We all miss the good old days of what Alaska used to was. See also Alaska.

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Funny Dances

3175. The Flatulent Llama

Get on all fours and start pooting! See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

3176. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

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Funny Euphemisms

3177. Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

Octopus.

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Funny Jobs

3178. Denny's Tumblr Poster

You can get payed to run social media for a restaurant.

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Funny Questions

3179. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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Funny Insults

3180. Illywhacker

Informal Australian slang a small-time huckster. See also Australian.

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