Funny Anti-Jokes

3261. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

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Funny Euphemisms

3262. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

3263. Picking Up Nerf Bullets

Takes the fun out of Nerf wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

3264. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

3265. Fresh Tomato Pureé

Ketchup.

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Funny Dances

3266. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

3267. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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Funny Jobs

3268. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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Funny Places

3269. U, Micronesia

Is its sister city A, Norway?

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Funny Things to Do

3270. Eating Chicken on Thanksgiving

See also Birds.

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