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Funny Jobs
3301. Professional Boner
A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
3303. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.
Funny Advice
3304. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.
Funny Phrases
3305. Devenir Chêvre
French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.
Funny Words
3306. Zhuzh
To make something more attractive or lively. Like zhuzhing a gift with ribbon. Or a face with makeup. Pronounced ZHoÍoSH.
Funny Phrases
3307. Det Var Helt Texas
How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.
Funny Insults
3309. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Phobias
3310. Snake Clowns
Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.