Funny Anti-Jokes

3301. What Do You Get when You Cross a Knock-knock Joke with a Rhetorical Question?

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Funny Instruments

3302. Badgermin

Corss between a badger and a Theremin. Literally an electric badger.

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Funny Instruments

3303. Cheese Drums

Conclusive proof that cheese does not give you nightmares.

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Funny Diseases

3304. Sleep Acnea

An affliction where you snore a lot and wake up the next day with spots on your face. See also Made Up, Sleep.

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Funny People

3305. Chreasters

People who only show up to church on Christmas and Easter. See also Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

3306. Blowing Yourself Up in a Chemistry Class

I don't think this actually happens in real life. See also Old-Timey, Schools, Science.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3307. Where Was the Constitution Signed?

At the bottom.

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Funny Questions

3308. Where Are the Sour Patch Parents?

See also Candy.

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Funny Things

3309. Beehives

For whatever reason, in cartoons beehives fall on people's heads almost as often as anvils. See also Cartoons, Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

3310. Showing Up to a Party Early

As if this isn't funny enough on its own, it's even funnier if the host is wearing her curlers. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.

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