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Funny Nicknames

3281. Al Frankenstien

Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3282. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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Funny Places

3283. Red Schools with Belltowers

These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3284. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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Funny Quotes

3285. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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Funny Things to Do

3286. Touching a Hotplate to See if It's Still Hot

It's usually still hot.

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Funny Things

3287. Guanggun Jie

Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.

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Funny Things to Do

3288. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart

Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.

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Funny Words

3289. Y'all'd've

A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.

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Funny Euphemisms

3290. Paris Teepee

In case you forget the words for Eiffel Tower. See also French.

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