Funny Things to Do

3281. Creating a Cloud of Dust During a Fistfight

I've never been in a fistfight before, but I'm pretty sure that that's not how it works. See also Cartoons.

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Funny Sayings

3282. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

A sentence that translates to " The Buffalo from Buffalo that Buffalo from Buffalo intimidate (which has buffalo as a synonym) bully (same thing) Buffalo from Buffalo.

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Funny Jobs

3283. Professional Mourner

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Funny Products

3284. Chuang Pu Toilets

A Chinese toilet manufacturer. "Chuang pu" is the Chinese pronunciation of "Trump", but Chuang Pu claims to be nonpartisan. See also Bathroom, Chinese, Politics.

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Funny Drinks

3285. Vodkoke

Vodka and Coke. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things

3286. Software Updates

No. Not right now. How about never? See also Annoying, Computers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

3287. Recumbentibus

A knockout punch, either verbal or physical. See also Violence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3288. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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Funny People

3289. Parents Who Say Their Child is 24 Months Old

Two. Your child is two years old. See also Children, Parents.

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Funny Sayings

3290. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships

A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.

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