Funny Euphemisms

3281. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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Funny Foods

3282. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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Funny Things to Do

3283. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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Funny Euphemisms

3284. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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Funny Foods

3285. Tide Pods

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Funny Phrases

3286. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

3287. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

3288. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

3289. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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Funny Nicknames

3290. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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