Funny Questions

3271. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?

A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.

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Funny Quotes

3272. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.

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Funny Advice

3273. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

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Funny Things to Do

3274. Making a Mixtape Using iTunes Previews

Each song is 30 seconds long.

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Funny Animals

3275. Irrawaddy Dolphins

A dolphin that looks like an emoji.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3276. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?

Three. See also Math.

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Funny Phobias

3277. Oudenophobia

The fear of nothing, making it a fancy word for "fearless"?

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Funny Things to Do

3278. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR

It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.

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Funny Clothes

3279. Foot Underwear

Socks: the underwear of your feet. See also Underwear.

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Funny Insults

3280. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

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