Funny Foods

3311. Toast Sandwich

Yes, it's a real thing. See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

3312. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer

If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

3313. I Call Dibs

Who's Dibs? See also Annoying, Slang, Teenagers.

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Funny Sayings

3314. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

3315. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms

Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.

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Funny Sayings

3316. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

See also Deep.

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Funny Dances

3317. The Existential Crisis

Lay face-down on the ground. Flail your arms by your sides.

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Funny Phrases

3318. There Will be Consequences!

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Funny Clothes

3319. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

3320. Jeff the Giraffe

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