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Funny Nicknames
3361. Banana Bender
Colloquial Australian slang for someone from Queensland. See also Australian.
Funny Questions
3363. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?
A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.
Funny Quotes
3364. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.
Funny Advice
3365. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs
Funny Anti-Jokes
3368. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?
Three. See also Math.
Funny Things to Do
3370. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR
It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.