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Funny Things to Do
3381. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
3382. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
Funny Nicknames
3383. Hot Mess Express
My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."
Funny Names
3385. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3387. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.
Funny Questions
3389. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?
Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.
Funny Advice
3390. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container
It works, but don't actually do it please.