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Funny Sayings
3431. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns
I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment!
Funny Things to Do
3432. Shaking Your Head to Cure Embarrassing Conditions
Such as stars floating around your head, silly disguises, or even missing teeth. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
3435. Pregnancy
Nine months of pain leading to one day of extreme pain and then at least 18 years of hell. See also Children.
Funny Nicknames
3437. Sonic the Hedgeteacher
For that teacher who talks so quickly you can't take any notes. See also Schools, Video Games.
Funny Things to Do
3440. Creating a Cloud of Dust During a Fistfight
I've never been in a fistfight before, but I'm pretty sure that that's not how it works. See also Cartoons.