Funny Advice

3421. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

3422. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

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Funny Euphemisms

3423. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Insults

3424. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

3425. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

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Funny Animals

3426. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

3427. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

3428. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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Funny Questions

3429. Oh Yeah?

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Funny Books

3430. The Moose With Loose Poops Shop

A young moose is looking forward to spending the weekend with his dad, but troubled times await. See also Scatological.

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