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Funny Anti-Jokes

3471. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

3472. Ramen

For the curly-haired friend.

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Funny Things to Do

3473. Replacing Someone's Cigar with a Stick of Dynamite

And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

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Funny Words

3474. Covfefe

A word recently invented by our president. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

3475. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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Funny Nicknames

3476. Holden McGroin

Joey Tribbiani's stage name in the first season of Friends. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phobias

3477. Dextrophobia

Fear of objects on the right side of the body.

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Funny Sayings

3478. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

Funny Things to Do

3479. Painting over All Six Sides of a Rubik's Cube

We've all done this before, right?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3480. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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