All Entries
Funny Insults
3472. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
3473. Using a Spoon as a Mirror
Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Words
3475. Bobsy-die
A New Zealand word for a commotion or a great deal of fuss or trouble. See also New Zealand.
Funny Questions
3477. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?
Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.
Funny Advice
3478. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would
If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
3479. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket
Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.