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Funny Anti-Jokes
3502. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?
He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.
Funny Questions
3504. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.
Funny People
3506. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies
They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.
Funny Sayings
3507. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
Funny Advice
3508. Don't Lick the Bowl
Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Nicknames
3510. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.