Funny Anti-Jokes

3531. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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Funny Jobs

3532. Professional Lazer Tager

A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.

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Funny Things to Do

3533. Climbing Up a Drain Pipe to Reach a Rooftop

Extremely dangerous in real life. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3534. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3535. Did You Hear About the Pony Who Lost Both Left Hooves?

It's really hard for him to walk now.

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Funny Things

3536. Cheap Chocolate Day

Also known as February 15th. See also Chocolate, Holidays.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3537. Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?

Because they are dead. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Phobias

3538. Myrmecophobia

The fear of ants. 🐜 See also Insects.

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Funny Quotes

3539. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."

Screw English.

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Funny Sayings

3540. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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