Funny Jobs

3551. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Phobias

3552. Levophobia

Fear of things to the left side of the body.

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Funny Things to Do

3553. Capturing Brad Pitt and Forcing Him into a Birdcage

Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.

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Funny Questions

3554. When Your Waiting for a Waiter in a Resturant Aren't You a Waiter?

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Funny Books

3555. Farts Around The World Shop

Everyone does it. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Foods

3556. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

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Funny Books

3557. Even Pirates Poop Shop

Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.

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Funny People

3558. Surgeons Who Leave Their Tools in Their Patient's Body

See also Health, Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

3559. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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Funny Phobias

3560. Kabourophobia

The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

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