Funny Quotes

3601. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2017| 12 Comments | 67 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

3602. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| 10 Comments | 230 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3603. Making a Mixtape Using iTunes Previews

Each song is 30 seconds long.

Added by awesomeguy21 on August 4, 2017| 3 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

3604. Irrawaddy Dolphins

A dolphin that looks like an emoji.

Added by a Guest on August 2, 2017| 14 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3605. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?

Three. See also Math.

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 2, 2017| 3 Comments | 67 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

3606. Oudenophobia

The fear of nothing, making it a fancy word for "fearless"?

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 2, 2017| 15 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3607. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR

It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.

Added by a Guest on August 2, 2017| 4 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

3608. Foot Underwear

Socks: the underwear of your feet. See also Underwear.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2017| 4 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3609. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2017| 22 Comments | 198 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3610. Piffle

British word for "nonsense". Means to talk or act in a trivial, inept, or ineffective way. See also British.

Added by a Guest on July 31, 2017| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike