Funny Anti-Jokes

3621. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

3622. Drinking Water with a Straw

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Funny Words

3623. Schrottschenken

German word for giving trash as presents. See also German, Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

3624. Q-Tip

For tall people with puffy hair.

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Funny Things to Do

3625. Trying to Screenshot on Your Phone, but Shutting it off Instead and Seeing Your Depressed Face Reflected in the Black Screen

See also Technology.

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Funny Foods

3626. McSoup

Three McDonald's sauces plus hot water.

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Funny Products

3627. Schnozzle Boogie Mist Shop

Yech.

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Funny Things to Do

3628. Calling Someone to Tell Them You Can't Talk Right Now

See also Telephones.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3629. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Phrases

3630. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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