Funny Words

3611. Nudge

Nudge nudge nudge.
Nudge nudge nudge.
Nudge.
Your glass of milk just shattered on the floor.

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Funny Names

3612. Special Agent Randy Beans

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Funny Names

3613. David Krappenschitz

See also Scatological, Sophomoric.

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Funny Advice

3614. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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Funny Questions

3615. Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly?

See also Seafood.

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Funny Products

3616. Shewee Extreme Shop

NATO-approved female urination device. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3617. What Do You Call a Dog That Poops?

A healthy dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3618. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

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Funny Diseases

3619. Jargon Aphasia

A disease that causes people to speak random words, thinking that they make sense.

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Funny Things

3620. Group Projects

They only teach you one thing—trust nobody. See also Schools.

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