Funny Things to Do

3641. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side

A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

3642. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows

An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

3643. The Baby That Represents the New Year and the Dying Old Man Who Represents the Old Year

How come we never see the year in middle age?

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Funny Things to Do

3644. Stuffing a Pillow Under Your Shirt to Look Pregnant

See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Words

3645. Gaberlunzie

A Scottish word for a licensed, wandering beggar. See also Scottish.

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Funny Advice

3646. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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Funny Foods

3647. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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Funny Sayings

3648. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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Funny Phobias

3649. Achievemephobia

The fear of success. If you have it, it's probably the only thing holding you back from success.

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Funny Advice

3650. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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