Funny Anti-Jokes

3691. What Do You Call a an Unsalted Cashew?

A cashew. See also Nuts.

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Funny Jobs

3692. In Charge of the Big Door

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Funny Things

3693. Left-Handed Screwdriver

All screwdrivers are both left- and right-handed. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

3694. I Have Read the Terms and Conditions

See also Internet, Lies.

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Funny Things to Do

3695. Trying to Bend a Cracker

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Funny Things to Do

3696. Bouncing a Croquet Ball

Thunk. See also Sports.

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Funny Questions

3697. I Don't Know, Can You?

How every teacher responds to your questions. See also Annoying, Teachers.

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Funny Foods

3698. Toast Sandwich

Yes, it's a real thing. See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

3699. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer

If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

3700. I Call Dibs

Who's Dibs? See also Annoying, Slang, Teenagers.

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