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Funny Anti-Jokes
3702. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
3703. In Holy Mattress Money
When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3706. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?
Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.
Funny Insults
3708. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
3709. Using a Spoon as a Mirror
Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.