Funny Anti-Jokes

3681. Why Didn't the Dog Go to the School Dance?

Because it was a pet-free school. See also Dogs, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

3682. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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Funny Things to Do

3683. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3684. Why Couldn't Jane Swing on the Swing Set?

Her mom said no.

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Funny Insults

3685. Follicle Facist

An over confident youngster who likes making fun of balding middle aged men. See also Hair.

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Funny Drinks

3686. Gravy

See also Obesity.

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Funny Insults

3687. Jagoff

Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.

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Funny Foods

3688. McChoco Potato

McDonald's fries topped with two chocolate sauces. Only served in Japanese McDonald's restaurants. See also Fast Food, Japan.

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Funny Foods

3689. Bag of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Shop

Scientific fact: farts are funny and unicorns are real. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Insults

3690. Cacafuego

Spanish for someone who brags so much that their poop is on fire. See also Scatological, Spanish.

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