Funny Euphemisms

3661. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Insults

3662. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

3663. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

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Funny Animals

3664. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

3665. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

3666. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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Funny Questions

3667. Oh Yeah?

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Funny Books

3668. The Moose With Loose Poops Shop

A young moose is looking forward to spending the weekend with his dad, but troubled times await. See also Scatological.

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Funny Things to Do

3669. Wearing Your Tie as a Headband

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Funny Words

3670. Acough

When you sneeze and cough at the same time. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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