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Funny Jobs
3521. Professional Boner
A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
3523. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.
Funny Advice
3524. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.
Funny Phrases
3525. Devenir Chêvre
French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.
Funny Words
3526. Zhuzh
To make something more attractive or lively. Like zhuzhing a gift with ribbon. Or a face with makeup. Pronounced ZHoÍoSH.
Funny Phrases
3527. Det Var Helt Texas
How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.
Funny Insults
3529. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on
See also Birds, Scatalogical.
Funny Phobias
3530. Snake Clowns
Batman's greatest fear in The Lego Batman Movie. See also Clowns, Snakes.