Funny Anti-Jokes

3521. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Insults

3522. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

3523. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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Funny Euphemisms

3524. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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Funny Phobias

3525. Xylophobia

Fear of wooden objects.

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Funny T-Shirts

3526. Breaking Hearts and Blowing Farts

My younger sister has a shirt that says this. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

3527. Talking Through a Harmonica

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3528. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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Funny Dances

3529. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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Funny Insults

3530. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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