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Funny Anti-Jokes
3541. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.
Funny Phrases
3542. In Holy Mattress Money
When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3545. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?
Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.
Funny Insults
3547. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.
Funny Things to Do
3548. Using a Spoon as a Mirror
Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Words
3550. Bobsy-die
A New Zealand word for a commotion or a great deal of fuss or trouble. See also New Zealand.