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Funny Quotes
3441. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."
- Bill Gates See also Nerds.
Funny Toys
3442. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop
Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3444. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?
A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.
Funny Things to Do
3445. Going Into Another Room and Forgetting What You Had to Get
And going back to the first room and remembering it all again.
Funny Euphemisms
3448. Dreadnought in Port
Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Insults
3449. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!
Shakespearean insult from