Funny Sayings

3401. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

3402. Painting over All Six Sides of a Rubik's Cube

We've all done this before, right?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3403. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Insults

3404. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

3405. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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Funny Euphemisms

3406. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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Funny Phobias

3407. Xylophobia

Fear of wooden objects.

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Funny T-Shirts

3408. Breaking Hearts and Blowing Farts

My younger sister has a shirt that says this. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

3409. Talking Through a Harmonica

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3410. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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