Funny Phrases

3091. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

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Funny Diseases

3092. Capgras Delusion

Disorder in which a person thinks a person close to them has been replaced by an impostor.

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Funny Sayings

3093. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Euphemisms

3094. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Sayings

3095. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid

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Funny Things to Do

3096. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3097. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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Funny Insults

3098. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Names

3099. Fred Fredson

One of my grandfather's friends. Real guy. See also Redundant.

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Funny Names

3100. Tim Pppppppppprice

A man sick of telemarketers changed his name so the telemarketers wouldn't know how to pronounce it.

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