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Funny Diseases
3091. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear
I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.
Funny Places
3092. Places
What you say when you're parents ask you where you've been. See also Teenagers.
Funny Things to Do
3093. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Advice
3095. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice
It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.
Funny Movies
3096. Zyzzyx Road
A movie with a box office of $30. It made only $20 because 2 tickets were refunded.
Funny Things to Do
3097. Naming a Animal Before You Dissect It
Squirmy the Wormy sure loved being cut open by two psycho 13 year olds. See also Science.
Funny People
3099. People Who Have Been Friends for 40 Years Who Later Find out That They're Brothers
Clickbaity news at its finest.