Funny Sayings

3051. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

3052. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Books

3053. Don't Read This

A guide to reverse psychology.

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Funny Things to Do

3054. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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Funny Euphemisms

3055. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3056. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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Funny Observations

3057. By Day, I'm Just an Ordinary Person, but by Night, I'm the Same Person, Only It's Nighttime

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Funny Euphemisms

3058. 50 States That Are United and Part of America

Also known As the United States of America.

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Funny Movies

3059. A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven

The Chinese translation of “Free Willy.” See also Chinese.

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Funny Drinks

3060. Grocery-Store Brand Beer

You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.

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