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Funny Places
3051. Hamburger University
McDonald's training ground outside of Chicago. I'm probably not going to apply there. See also College, Fast Food.
Funny Things to Do
3052. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal
And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.
Funny Words
3054. Californicate
To invade from California, e.g. Portland, Seattle, and Austin are currently being Californicated. See also California, Sophomoric.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3055. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.
Funny Things to Do
3056. Eating the Ghosts in Pac-Man Right as They're Flashing
You're a ballsy one, aren't you? See also Video Games.
Funny Jobs
3059. Idiot Holding the Flashlight
You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3060. Tell Everyone You're Making Brownies
Then hand them the letter E cut out of brown construction paper. See also Desserts, Pranks.