Funny Sayings

2861. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

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Funny Advice

2862. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

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Funny Names

2863. Pilot Inspektor

Name of the child of Jason Lee. Jason Lee is a comic actor who starred in the television series ‘My Name Is Earl’.

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Funny Things to Do

2864. Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Funny Euphemisms

2865. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Questions

2866. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2867. Amazon Prime and Relax

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2868. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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Funny Nicknames

2869. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2870. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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