Funny Jobs

2861. Steve

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Funny Sayings

2862. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2863. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Observations

2864. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.

Lesson learned.

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Funny Things to Do

2865. Grab the Nearest Book. Turn to Page 206. The First Sentence Describes Your Love Life.

I did it and I got "That's some powerful magic"
Comment what you get.

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Funny Things to Do

2866. Walk into Seaworld with a Fishing Pole

See also Pranks.

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Funny Advice

2867. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

2868. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

2869. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Books

2870. Don't Read This

A guide to reverse psychology.

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