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Funny Things
2871. Megagons
Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.
Funny Things to Do
2874. Ten Things I Know About You
1. You are reading this
2. You think I am ridiculous
3. You can not breath while holding your tongue out
5. You just tried that, and you look like a panting dog
6. You just skipped 4
7. You checked to see if there was a 4
8. You are now laughing at yourself
9. You will probably share this with someone
Funny Advice
2880. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.