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2871. Planting Yourself in a Garden and Pretending to be a Carrot

Added by platyi on April 5, 2018| 12 Comments | 135 people like this You Like This | Unlike

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2018| 4 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

For a bear without ears. See also Bears.

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Also known as a Stingray.

Added by a Guest on April 3, 2018| 4 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Also known as a raccoon. See also Garbage.

Added by a Guest on April 3, 2018| 2 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
See also Schools, Teachers.

Added by a Guest on April 3, 2018| 21 Comments | 99 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Also known as tea without flavor.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2018| 4 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

My cousin will name his child this one day...

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2018| 2 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

Added by suckanegg on March 31, 2018| 58 Comments | 155 people like this You Like This | Unlike