Funny Phobias

2871. Globophobia

The well-founded fear of balloons. (Balloons are absolutely terrifying.) See also Balloons.

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Funny Questions

2872. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?

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Funny Drinks

2873. Castrated Red Bull

Red Bull without the caffeine. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

2874. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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Funny Observations

2875. Aliens Invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969

Dude. See also Space.

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Funny Observations

2876. When You Say 'Forward' or 'Back', Your Lips Move in Those Directions

Dude.

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Funny Observations

2877. The Alphabet Says Hi to You Every Time You See it

It also says no.

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Funny Phobias

2878. Fear of Death

Also known as common sense. See also Death.

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Funny Products

2879. Poop Salary

It's an app where you enter your income and how much time it takes to go to the bathroom. Then, it'll tell you how much money you make when you go to the bathroom. See also Scatological.

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Funny Products

2880. Hogwarts House Sorting Bath Bomb Shop

Beware Hufflepuff. It looks like pee. See also Harry Potter.

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