Funny Places

2841. The Low-Cal Calzone Zone

A restaurant that serves health-conscious calzones.

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Funny Questions

2842. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

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Funny Euphemisms

2843. Barking Torpedo

See also Scatological.

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Funny Observations

2844. 6:30 is the Best Time on the Clock, Hands Down

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Funny Sayings

2845. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

2846. Horse Dog

Also know as a donkey. See also Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

2847. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack

You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.

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Funny Things to Do

2848. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll

When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.

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Funny Insults

2849. Your Dad

"Your Mom" but lamer.

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Funny Animals

2850. Lowland Streaked Tenrec

An odd cross of a shrew, an opossum, and an otter. See also African.

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