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Funny Nicknames

2751. Febreezus Christ

For someone who uses too much Febreeze.

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Funny Animals

2752. Thisanimalia Doesnotexsistius

The scientific name for a unicorn. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

2753. You Know when You're a 90's Kid when You Look at Your Birth Certificate and It Says You Were Born in a Year Between 1990 and 1999

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Funny Things to Do

2754. Writing "Jesus" Under Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper When You Run out of Christmas Paper

Funny Things to Do

2755. Listening to the Friends Theme Without Clapping

Good luck, you're gonna need it. See also Television.

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Funny Advice

2756. If There is no Flashlight on Your Phone, Take a Photo of the Sun and Use It in the Dark

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Funny Euphemisms

2757. Old Child

Also known as an adult.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2758. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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Funny Observations

2759. The Latest Scientific Research Has Shown That You Can Travel on an Airplane Without Announcing It on Facebook