Funny Sayings

2741. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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Funny Observations

2742. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

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Funny Observations

2743. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2744. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

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Funny Euphemisms

2745. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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Funny Observations

2746. You have never actually seen your real face, you have only seen reflections of it.

Mind blown.

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Funny Observations

2747. Why do noses run and feet smell?

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Funny Observations

2748. If You Think About It, the Brain Named Itself

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Funny Phrases

2749. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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Funny Words

2750. Blithely

Sounds like it should have a negative connotation, but actually means "with cheerful indifference." Ironically enough, I learned it from this site: not from a post, but from the flavor text on the commenting screen. The more you know.

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