Funny Euphemisms

2681. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2682. What Do You Call a Baby with a Tiger?

Bad parenting.

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Funny Things to Do

2683. Jump out of a Window, Land on a Car, and Drive to Las Vegas

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Funny Things to Do

2684. Farting into Your Hand, and then Holding It Up to Your Nose to See if It Was a Bad One

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2685. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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Funny Observations

2686. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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Funny Euphemisms

2687. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Phobias

2688. Myxophobia

The fear of slime.

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Funny Euphemisms

2689. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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Funny Advice

2690. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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