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Funny Questions

2661. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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Funny Questions

2662. If Pro Means Good and Con Means Bad is Prostitution Good and the Constitution Bad?

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Funny Euphemisms

2663. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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Funny Names

2664. Clive Staples Lewis

No wonder he called himself C.S Lewis. See also Literature.

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Funny Observations

2665. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before

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Funny Observations

2666. Things Are Not on Fire, Fire is on Things

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Funny Observations

2667. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch

See also Body.

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Funny Observations

2668. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

See also Cheese, Dairy.

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Funny Quotes

2669. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."

See also Friends.

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Funny Quotes

2670. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."

- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.

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